Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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