im drinking this country out of the recession.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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