I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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