theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
tell me about the fingering
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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