Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i think i have two assholes
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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