Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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