Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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