Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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