i don't like sucking hair
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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