I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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