We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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