Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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