How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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