So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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