we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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