You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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