he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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