So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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