im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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