I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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