I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
