I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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