Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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