Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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