i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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