He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
organizing the empties. That sober.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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