We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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