3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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