we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Is her dick bigger than yours?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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