Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
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we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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