Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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