Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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