Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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