My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
i out mim tonsoeep
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