and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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