We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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