ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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