So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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