Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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