Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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