I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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