After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
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legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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