therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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