doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Randomize
