Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
this beer tastes like vomit already
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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