The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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