grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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