people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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