I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
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SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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