He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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