glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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