It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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